{"product_id":"deadspan-smiley-oversize-tee","title":"Deadspan Smiley Oversize Tee","description":"\u003cdiv style=\"max-width: 700px; margin: 0 auto; font-family: Helvetica Neue,Arial,sans-serif; color: #1a1a1a; line-height: 1.6;\"\u003e\n\u003cp style=\"font-size: 15px; margin: 0 0 16px;\"\u003eDeadpan Smiley started with a simple contradiction: the world's most cheerful symbol, wearing the world's flattest expression. No grin, no wink, just two dots and a straight line that somehow says more than a full smile ever could. 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