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Description
Deadpan Smiley started with a simple contradiction: the world's most cheerful symbol, wearing the world's flattest expression. No grin, no wink, just two dots and a straight line that somehow says more than a full smile ever could. It's the face you make when someone asks if you're okay and you say "great" without moving a single muscle.
Designed exclusively by Alvora Wear, Deadpan Smiley takes an icon everyone recognizes and gives it a little dry humor.
Made from 100% cotton, this heavyweight oversized tee nails that laid-back streetwear look, soft, structured, and perfect for layering or wearing solo. With a vintage-washed vibe, it's made to stand out without trying too hard.
Style it with cargos, denim, or joggers for an easy, oversized fit that works for everyone.
- Exclusive Deadpan Smiley design by Alvora Wear
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Oversized fit
- Trendy vintage-washed look
- Heavyweight, durable fabric
- Soft yet structured feel
- Unisex sizing for men and women
Size & Fit +
Oversized, unisex fit designed for men and women.
- Relaxed oversized silhouette
- Drop shoulder for a laid-back streetwear look
- Size down for a more true-to-size fit
Size guide
| Length (in) | Chest (in) | |
| S | 27 3/4 | 34-37 |
| M | 28 3/4 | 38-41 |
| L | 29 3/4 | 42-45 |
| XL | 30 3/4 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 31 3/4 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 32 3/4 | 54-57 |
Material & Care +
Material: 100% ring-spun cotton
- Machine wash cold
- Wash inside out
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Do not iron directly on the printed design
Sustainability +
Every Alvora Wear garment is made to order to help reduce overproduction and unnecessary waste.
- Made-to-order production
- Ethically sourced garments
- Printed using OEKO-TEX certified low-impact dyes
- Eco-conscious production practices
- Returns are donated whenever possible to help extend product life
Shipping +
Every order is printed just for you before shipping to ensure premium quality.
| USA | 6-8 business days |
| Canada | 5-8 business days |
| United Kingdom | 5-6 business days |
| Australia | 19-20 business days |
Delivery times include production and shipping.
Oversized tees ship from our official warehouses in the USA, Uk, and Latvia. Orders to other countries may be subject to customs duties, payable by the customer per their local laws.
Returns +
If your item arrives damaged, defective, or incorrect, please contact us within 7 days of delivery, and we'll make it right.
Since every item is made to order, we cannot accept returns or exchanges for incorrect sizing or change-of-mind purchases. Please check the size guide before placing your order.
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